You know that you are getting old

When you stoop to tie your shoe laces and wonder what else you can do while your'e down there....well that was me the other night....I thought while I was down here I might as well clean that patch of Kitchen floor with a wet cloth in hand....only my foot started slipping on the floor one way as the other went the other way and before long I was heading for the splits a range of distance never done before...Oh my gosh what to do !!! for some silly reason I didn't call out to Tony who was only metres away but out of sight.....I grabbed hold of a drawer which in turn opened and hit my knee so I held on to a cupboard handle and that thing opened as well and hit my other knee....eventually I managed to pull myself up plopped next to Tony and said I just fell...he said I didn't hear a thing why didn't you call me....Why I didn't I don't know he would have just pulled me up sort of......anyway I have two sore knees a back that got wrenched and a vow that whenever down there doing something that I will not find another thing to do!!!!